Matt Jones was arrested early this morning in Fayetteville, AR. He has been charged with possession of cocaine after police officers approached a vehicle to find Jones inside cutting up what appeared to be cocaine with a credit card.  Jones later admitted to having cocaine in his possession.

Matt! Say it ain’t so, man! We cheered for you during your career at the University of Arkansas, and we cheered for you when you started your NFL career with the Jacksonville Jaguars. Now I read that you’ve been charged with felony possession of cocaine! How does that possibly happen? I thought you were going to have a nice career in the NFL with no major issues. Be productive, be smart, and have a good life. It was in your hands. Hell, it was in your back pocket, but then you took it out, spit on it, and threw it in front of an 18-wheeler.

So what really happened? Too much money? Not enough money? Not involved in the offense enough? Homesick? Give me something, Matt.

Well, no worries – if things get really bad then you’ll always have a home with the Dallas Cowboys. I hear Jerry Jones already has your number on the “Just one more arrest” call list.